Aliens File for an Injunction Against Obama Administration Project

Posted by admin on April 8, 2009 under Global Warming Myth, Voter Mentality | Be the First to Comment

Opponents of a proposal to use radical technologies to cool Earth’s air requested a preliminary injunction in federal court against any further discussion of said proposal by President Obama’s new science adviser. 

A spokesperson for the administration argued that the project would preserve the status quo on areas beyond the mesosphere while limiting harm to the area’s environment and the nearby communities of aliens.

Director of the Office of Science and Technology Policy, John Holdren, believes that no significant impacts would come from his proposal to shoot particles into the air in a volcanic fashion.  Said Holdren: “It’s got to be looked at,” he said. “We don’t have the luxury of taking any approach off the table.”

A representative of the Association of Concerned Aliens said in an interview, “Look we all know about the problems you think you are having with climate, but that is no excuse to replace New Jersey with us.”

Their request reminded the court that we have already littered their community with all kinds of garbage and that this deluge of volcanic ash would simply add insult to injury.

Holdren has 30 days from Monday to respond to the motion, followed by another 15 days for any counter response from the plaintiffs.

In other news, Holdren, a 65-year-old physicist, has been asked by pharmaceutical company Merck to participate in a drug trial for a new dementia drug, as Holdren as been osberved to show signs of the progressive brain disorder.