Don’t Cry for Me Argentina, Move to Venezuela Already!
Posted by admin on November 10, 2008 under Funny Things Believed and Said by the Uniformed | 
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Another fallacy perpetrated by an Uninformed Individual:
“Even Rev Wright has been more vetted than Sarah Palin….”
My response:
Uh… no… the liberal mainstream media sent cadres of their minions to Alaska to dig up dirt within hours of the announcement she would be John McCains running mate. Don’t you read the news? I know you can type the words for the blog, but do you really understand what they mean?
Aaanywaaay… they dug up that she likes to hunt… Oh… BTW…PETA has be strangely silent about this. I wonder if they think Barack’s support of infanticide trumps the hunting of moose?
Oh, and then there’s – drumroll please – Troopergate. Only thing is, she was completely within her EXECUTIVE priveledge – not that you supporters or Barack Obama for that matter really know anything about Executive Priveledge – to fire the supervisor. You see he was excercising insubordination. She needed to get tough, and she did.
Oh and then there is the pregnant daughter. Sigh. Strange, Bristol Palin and her boyfried do not feel that they are being “punished by a baby.” Welcoming this beautiful life into the world and sticking together as a family. Hmmmmm…Barack Obama would rather kill his grandchild than have his daughters “punished by a baby.” What’s up is down and what’s down is up in ObamaWorld. Where is the puke bag – QUICK!
Oh, crap…Then there is the thing about Alaskan independence…Dang…We wanted to seceed from the nation when I was growing up in the Florida Keys, too. The Conch Republic! Wee Hooo…
Duh… we were trying to make a point, not draw a border. You see, some stupid Democrat wanted to charge a toll on the 18-mile stretch leading into the Keys. They were the Johnny-Come-Latelys that did not want it to be cheap for visitors to enter their newly found paradise. Selfish bastards. But then this is akin to Barack’s plan for the economy. You see, in those days, a toll on the stretch in the 70′s would have killed tourism and the very fabric of the Keys’ economy.
Then there is this “defective” kid of theirs (Michelle probably would have aborted.) Surely there was some news in that situation. They wanted to believe that the kid was Bristol’s. Well then…that twin of Trig’s is sure taking his or her time in making an entrance to the world! Get a grip, people!
Sarah Palin has been viciously attacked by you and the mainstream media. Relentlessly.
So, don’t cry for me, Argentina, move to Venezuela already.